Hobbies of any kind are boring...

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

- Dave Barry

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

- Dave Barry

Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!

- Dave Barry

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

- Dave Barry

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

- Dave Barry

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

- Dave Barry

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

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