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Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!

- Dave Barry

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Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

- Dave Barry

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

- Dave Barry

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

- Dave Barry

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

- Dave Barry

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

- Dave Barry

Kakimi chertyami oni viigrali holodnuyu voinu?"This translates roughly to: "How the hell did these people win the Cold War?

- Dave Barry

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