Pronunciation of the English word link.
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1. | After eating the sturdy meal and packing his school bag, Link wanted to get some last-minute reassurance from his friends. "Hey, Zelda, I need some advice." "Don't tell me you're already scared," Zelda frowned. "No. I just want some advice from someone who's been in high school already, and you're the smartest person I know!" Link smiled. Zelda let out a gentle laugh. "Thanks. Well, you—" "The teachers are so strict that you're not even allowed to breathe!" interrupted the King with a wicked grin. "Huh?!" "Father!" the princess exclaimed reproachfully. "Sorry, go on." "Now, Link—" She was cut off by the bus horn this time. "Oh, my bus must be around here now," said Link quickly, "byes!" "Beware of the meat hash surprise!" Gwonam seemed to have jumped out from nowhere. "Hey, don't get shot!" added the King, and both of them sniggered. Link was taken aback and looked highly upset for a moment, but Zelda was there to support him: "Don't pay attention to 'em, Link. It's not that bad. I'm sure—" "Zelda, don't worry. I'll be fine." In an instant Link was back to being his beaming self. "Alright. Give me a goodbye kiss." However, Link was of a different mind on this idea and replied snidely, with teenage cruelty, "Hell no, screw that! I gave up on your royal ass years ago. I still love you though," added he as an afterthought before leaving the castle. "Yeah, I don't know what she's worried about. I'm going to be alright!" he thought confidently as he got on the bus. | |
2. | Now that Impa was out of the room, Link thought it best to wrap up the conversation. "I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I'll be nice and fresh on my special day!" he announced. "Night, Link! See you in the morning." "Nighty-night," Gwonam the wizard joined the goodnight chorus, popping mysteriously out of the shadows. Watching Link stride happily to his room, Zelda felt a surge of uncertainty. "Father," she asked, "how do you think he'll do tomo—" "Go to bed." "But fa—" "Bed." "But—" "Bed!" "Fine. ...Oh, so no nighty-nights for me?" "You suck." "Go to hell, Gwonam!" | |
3. | The next morning, Link woke up at seven o'clock, refreshed and brimming with anticipation. "Gee!" he stretched luxuriously and pressed the button on top of the Kingface alarm clock. "Oh boy, the day has finally come! I can't wait!" he mused on his way to the dining hall. "Morning, Link," the King gave him his typical greeting. "Munf-Munf? We ran outta Linky-O's. Gwonam has eaten them all." "Problem, guys?" said Gwonam with a smirk, but neither paid any attention to it. "Wow, thanks!" Link dug in enthusiastically, disregarding the strong taste that nearly made his eyes bulge. It was his own fault he let Gwonam beat him to it, after all. | |
4. | "Your Majesty, Link is gay for Ganon." "Oh, that is so like Link!" "How queer." | |
5. | "Luigi, look! It's from Link. Let me read it: 'Dear pesky plumbers, I'm under attack by the evil forces of spaghetti! Save me!' We gotta save Link!" "I'm the traitor, and you must die!" "Shit!" | |
6. | "It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon." "Why Link?" "It is written here!" "Who wrote it?" "That is of no concern of yours." | |
7. | "It is written only Link can defeat Ganon, and Link is in space!" "Wait... we're going to be attacked by the evil forces of Ganon?" "Now you finally get it." | |
8. | "Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to send Link to aid him." "No way." "My boy, you're going to Gamelon." "No! I won't go there." "What the hell? You do what I say!" "Screw you, King! I'm on strike." "Strike?! Link, you sack of shit, you can't be on strike!" "I sure can, butthead!" "Enough! Fari, take him away." "Yes, my liege!" | |
9. | "So, are you all set for the big day?" "Yeah! I can't believe it will be my first day of high school!" cried Link enthusiastically. "I can't believe it, either," mused the King. "It's as if it was just yesterday. I was just teaching you how to add one and one. Now look at you... My little boy's becoming a man." "Huh?" Link said in surprise. "Being in high school makes me a man?" "Yeah, it sure does... Fari, give me my headache wine." "Oh boy!" | |
10. | "Hi, y'all ready for school?" The two turned their heads to the voice of Zelda coming downstairs into the large hall. "Yep. I'm going to high school!" "I know." "I'm going to be so cool!" "Now, Link," Impa was about to barge in, but the King brushed her off quickly, "Hell no, don't start that shit with us, Impa." "I just wanted to tell Link about when I went to school," she retorted. The King laughed heartily. "Oh yes, it must have been great having Jesus as your chemistry partner!" "Well I never!" "Take her away!" yelled the King to Fari angrily. |