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Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.
If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.
Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.
When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.
I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.
GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.
Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
You don´t need a stage to prove that you´re a bad speaker.
Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime.'Die, bastards.'She sighed. It wasn't their fault that they were bastards who should die.
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
It's probably not easy for a woman to understand what it's like to be a man. Imagine you're starving, and someone puts a huge buffet in front of you. There's delicious, mouth-watering food all around you, and it's really really hard not to eat it all. That's what it's like to be a man around attractive women. The urge to want to hump everything that moves is part of a man's natural programming. It's a deep-seated hunger. To suppress that hunger takes civilization and a lot of willpower.
All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.
Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.
I discovered that politics is not entirely about agendas and manifestos of some old, sullen creep promising a better future of the country as a whole. Politics is being played everywhere and it starts from the very bedroom that you consider your safe haven.
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.
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