Of all the crap, crap, crappy...

Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.

- Sophie Kinsella

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But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.

- Sophie Kinsella

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.

- Sophie Kinsella

A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags…

- Sophie Kinsella

The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them.It’s for their own good.

- Sophie Kinsella

So I'm biding my time, like a surfer waiting for a wave. I'm pretty good at surfing, as it happens, and I know the wave will come. When the moment is right, I'll get Demeter's attention. She'll look at my stuff, everything will click, and I'll start riding my life. Not paddling, paddling, paddling, like I am right now.

- Sophie Kinsella

We're all to driven by materialism. Obsessed with success. With money. With trying to impress people who'll never be impressed.

- Sophie Kinsella

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