What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."]
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
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