It was masturbation, not willpower,...

It was masturbation, not willpower,...

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It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
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