When beetles fight these battles in...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

- Dr. Seuss

Fox in Socks

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Look at me!Look at me!Look at me NOW!It is fun to have funBut you have to know how.

- Dr. Seuss

It has often been saidthere’s so much to be read,you never can cramall those words in your head.So the writer who breedsmore words than he needsis making a chorefor the reader who reads.That's why my belief isthe briefer the brief is,the greater the sighof the reader's relief is.And that's why your bookshave such power and strength.You publish with shorth!(Shorth is better than length.)

- Dr. Seuss

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

- Dr. Seuss

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

- Dr. Seuss

When you're in a Slump,you're not in for much fun.Un-slumping yourselfis not easily done.

- Dr. Seuss

Writing simply means no dependent clauses, no dangling things, no flashbacks, and keeping the subject near the predicate. We throw in as many fresh words we can get away with. Simple, short sentences don't always work. You have to do tricks with pacing, alternate long sentences with short, to keep it vital and alive.... Virtually every page is a cliffhanger--you've got to force them to turn it."~

- Dr. Seuss

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