The universe is a million billion...

The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.

- Martin Amis

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It is straightforward—and never mind, for now, about plagues and famines: if God existed, and if he cared for humankind, he would never have given us religion.

- Martin Amis

My life looked good on paper - where, in fact, almost all of it was being lived.

- Martin Amis

Religious belief is without reason and without dignity, and its record is near-universally dreadful.

- Martin Amis

Belief is otiose reality is sufficiently awesome as it stands.

- Martin Amis

Life is made of fear. Some people eat fear soup three times a day. Some people eat fear soup all the meals there are. I eat it sometimes. When they bring me fear soup to eat, I try not to eat it, I try to send it back. But sometimes I'm too afraid to and have to eat it anyway.

- Martin Amis

He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.

- Martin Amis

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