Author? Author? Did you write these legs?''Yes."'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare but then I thought Why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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