The landscape is best described as...

The landscape is best described as 'pedestrian hostile.' It's pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head.

- David Sedaris

When You Are Engulfed in Flames

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Other quotes by David Sedaris

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.

- David Sedaris

but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.

- David Sedaris

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

- David Sedaris

There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

- David Sedaris

He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father."He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples."He nice, the Jesus.

- David Sedaris

I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.

- David Sedaris

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