Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.
A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.
For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.
One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.
A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
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